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Emotional Crickets:  silence.


Emotional Fungos:  Being a good (maybe a little better than good) husband.  A Must for a Brosious.

Emotional Headlock  Pulling a guy into the Qrusade by appealing to his need.  Or, Zoot-style, by telling him he can't come out.

Emotional Kiosk:  An announcement of note to the Qrusade Nation.

Emotional LarryDrew:  quitting instead of seeing difficult through.

Emotional Shart;  Trying to sneak something out, screwing it and creating a dang mess.  See Shart.

EndZone:  Rubbery hardball area in one end zone of the AG track--good place for the McDeuce.

Epstiein's Mother:  a half-assed excuse not to Post, delivered prior to the workout so nobody can claim you made it up.  Inspired by the excuse notes Juan Epstein drafted for himself, but ignorantly signed "Epstein's Mother".

E-Spackler:  a worthless compliment or piece of information.  Inspired by the Dali Lama's tip to Carl Spackler in Caddyshack.

Excuse Bag:  That nasty emotional bag of reasons a man uses to excuse his failure to post.