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BackBlast   a writeup of what happened on a workout.

BackForty:  empty field at Selwyn that borders Runnymede.

Ball of Man:  A gaggle of men standing tightly together.

BAML:  Bank of America.

Bureaucorama:  An annoying, mind-numbing and ultimately pointless conversation with a government employee (see TSA Standard Operating Procedures).

Bent Jacob:  Any deviation from a straight Jacob's Ladder.

BigBang:  first day of a Qrusade.

Blockorama:  A routine done with concrete blocks.  Invented by some ancient Greek probably, but popularized Tango Delta.

Brickyard:   portico in front of the AG track with the sponsor-name-bricks set into the concrete.

Brosious:  Any Qrusader who has married way better than he deserves.  Inspiration:  Scott Brosious' World Series MVP after a career as a journeyman infielder.

BRR:  The Blue Ridge Relay.

Buggy Whip Salesman;  the Selwyn Librarian.  In the days of Google and the Kindle, being a librarian is like trying to sell buggy whips after H. Ford rolled out the Model T.

Butterbean: Qrusader tending toward the endomorphic body type; naturally wary of running (antonym: Sugar Ray).